Earlier this month it was Flint, Michigan. Last week? Riviera Beach, Florida. Two days ago, the latest nanny-state trend – outlawing saggy pants – made its way to Lynwood, Illinois, a suburb about 30 miles south of Chicago.

This, of course, only reinforces Chicago’s reputation as American’s Most Paternalistic City.

Coming to a city near you…

If mere existence of the law weren’t enough, many of its detractors – too boneheaded to understand that it is a lifestyle, not a skin color, that the ban ultimately seeks to root out (which, of course, it never will) – want to make this into a race issue.

Go America!

This weekend’s choice was found with great ease…by typing “libertarian” and “song” in youtube’s search box. Ha!

According to this website, the music video won the Critic’s Choice Award at the 2006 Florida Music Festival.

Huh…Florida as an artistic sanctuary for libertarians? I never knew.

Matt Ames—Who

Last week Tuesday, the Center for Union Facts launched the “Ten Worst Union-Protected Teachers” contest:

Thanks to outmoded, union-defended employment laws and policies, it can be impossible to fire a bad union-protected teacher. That’s why the Center for Union Facts is going to pay the ten worst union-protected teachers in America $10,000 apiece to get out of the classroom – for good. Dedicated, professional teachers have nothing to fear from this contest (in fact, it’s teachers unions who oppose paying better teachers more money); we’re here to showcase the worst of the worst.

They’ve received over three hundred nominations already, a sample of which you can see here.

Coming today from Orange County, FL, here’s a story with a likely nominee: Boy Says Teacher Forced Him to Urinate in Lunchbox During Class.