Italy is bailing out the cheese industry.

Under such an administration, everyone would understand that he possessed all the privileges as well as all the responsibilities of his existence. No one would have any argument with government, provided that his person was respected, his labor was free, and the fruits of his labor were protected against all unjust attack. When successful, we would not have to thank the state for our success. And, conversely, when unsuccessful, we would no more think of blaming the state for our misfortune than would the farmers blame the state because of hail or frost.

“Fine-dining” in Englewood? My immediate reaction…one of suspicion. Political suspicion. I mean, I don’t doubt that the restaurant is amazing and the food is excellent. It’s the location.

There’s a reason why people have reacted with statements like “I can’t believe it’s in Englewood“. People can’t believe it’s in Englewood because, really, there’s no economic reason for such an establishment to organically pop up in Englewood. In the last ten years, Englewood has experienced more than 700 murders (within a population of roughly 40,000). And 43% of that population live below the poverty level.

So Q: What sensible businessman would open a “fine-dining” restaurant in such an incongruent environment? (Attention hyper-sensitive PC crowd: not saying that residents of Englewood are unworthy of “fine-dining”…I simply question Sikia’s market potential given the the high crime rate and limited disposable income.)

The answer is that a business, in all likelihood, would not open something like Sikia in Englewood. Considering the investment, it’s just too risky. But a government-subsidized culinary school with an unlimited – yes, unlimited (see below)- supply of taxpayer funding? Bingo! Risk is no longer a factor.

Sikia is the facility of Washburne Culinary Institute, a school housed at the very new and very expensive Kennedy-King College campus (63rd and Halstead). It’s purpose is respectable enough: to provide Washburne students with industry experience and showcase their talents. The Trib calls the concept “innovative”. Ostensibly, I agree.

But Sikia wouldn’t exist without the gross financial irresponsibility (and, consequently, taxpayer slap-in-the-face) that lies at its base. Follow the connection. Sikia is the product of Washburne Culinary Institute and Washburne Culinary Institute is directly affiliated with Kennedy-King College, housed at the new Kennedy-King campus. This campus, for those of you unaware, opened years behind schedule and $62,000,000 over budget – yes, that’s 62 million dollars! – in July of 2007. Mayor Daley deflected criticism over last year’s boondoggle with the following statement (see video here [exact quote at 3:22]):

But again, when you say it cost overrun, you know what the thing that bothers me? It’s alright in the suburban area to build quality education facilities. But when it comes to Chicago it seems the media always talks about cost overrun. There’s no cost overrun when you put the best for a facility like this at Kennedy King. I have no problems justifying any cost overruns in regards to any program for Kennedy King or city colleges or board of education because you want to build the finest. And that’s what some people said, ‘Let’s not build the best for Washburne. Let’s make it the second or third best.’ Why? [emphasis mine]

Ugh, you heard it. The very concept, the very notion, of “cost overrun” doesn’t exist for the Mayor. Not when you “want to build the finest”. Of course, “the finest” in education happens to involve $62 million worth of waste, excess, negligence and/or fraud. Migraine forthcoming…

They tell me that:

“Sikia is symbolic of peace and harmony and depicts two fish biting each other’s tail with the message that “no one should bite the other”.

How ironic that, figuratively speaking, Sikia is bitting the other in the relationship, the taxpayer. I don’t know how else to put it: Sikia is a product of the flagrantly inefficient and demonstrably reckless philosophy that guides the Mayor (and his cronies’) taxpayer-funded educational investments. No matter how “innovative” the program, this place stinks. Plain stinks. I mean, locating the facility in Englewood and making it “fine-dining” – it’s as if the decision-makers don’t even want the restaurant to get out of the red.

What’s more, Mayor Daley appears to be proud of his ability to keep such a system going. He boasts with triumphant self-importance cloaked as public gratitude (see video here [exact quote at 4:24])::

Education is the answer to all the ills of society. And that’s why I want to thank the taxpayers – you are the taxpayers in Englewood, you are the taxpayers in Chicago – for helping the board of education and City of Colleges. We did not wait for state government. We did not wait for federal government. If we did, we’d be still out on the streets walking around waiting for another answer or waiting for money. We in Chicago get things done because it’s a priority of getting things done. It’s not a dream; it’s a reality.

Wow. It’s like anti-inspire. Cologne coming to a (subsidized) store near you!

Mayor Daley, you’re definitely not welcome.

Guess which is from Houston and which belongs in Chicago?

Pretty obvious….Chicago is on the right, with – yes – the highest gas prices in the nation.

How? Why? WHY!?!

Regardless how much as Dick Durbin stresses otherwise, it’s not the oil companies; it’s this.

It’s co-worker Eric Odom’s firsthand experience in a recent Chicago cab ride. Check it out below. It’s hilarious. My favorite part follows (although mere text does it no justice):

“The Democratic Party…you know the party that stands for inclusion? The party that stands for diversity? The Democratic Party went to court the last two elections and knocked my party, the Green Party, off the ballot in 26 states, including my state here. So that I could not vote for the party of my choice in my own state thanks to the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party limited my right to vote. Not conservative republicans — you know what I mean? — evangelical creeps or Muslim fanatic bastards…The Democrats limited my choice of participation!”

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After I watched that, I did some mindless youtube surfing and came up with the following little gem. A presidential debate featuring the Green Party candidates. Let me tell you: the pickings are god awful.

Upon receiving a question about the subsidy-ridden Farm Bill, dread-locked candidate Kat Swift turns white, giving the following “answer”(1:06-1:41):

“I’m actually not familiar with the details of the Farm Bill. Um, but I’ve heard from farmers that it doesn’t work. And so, you know, I’m guessing that the best way to do this is to get the small farmers together and hear what they have to say about fixing it and do those fixes. Because the corporate farmers are not — they’re the ones that control how the Farm Bill is made. We know that.”

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Really?

Riding the Santa Train will help alleviate my CTA-related worries? Supporting a completely unnecessary expenditure — cited in 2004 to cost about $200,000 by then-president Frank Kruesi — will extinguish my concerns of the endless doomsday-bailout-doomsday-bailout cycle?

Or, maybe just inflate them…

Call me crazy, but I think the CTA needs a heavy dose of internal reform, a sort that — yes — goes beyond getting rid of the Santa Train. Something like what our friends at the Illinois Policy Institute having been touting for some time now. A couple weeks ago, the Chicago Tribune cited their work in an article by Dennis Byrne entitled, “No guts in Springfield, no transit fix”.

Great stuff. Like I said, it talks about internal reform. Not simply relying on external revenue sources as Illinois lawmakers have been proposing — most recently Mike Madigan via casinos. No, these are meaningful, sustainable solutions. The cessation of expansion projects. Using competitive contracting and independent audits. Yes, even increasing fares and cutting some buses.

So how about it Springfield? Give free markets a chance! Hey, once that happens, for all I care every train can be a Santa Train.