Posts categorized “Really? Really?!”.

My “right” to get paid for something no one asked for

Back in March I wrote a post entitled My “right” to purchase your product, critiquing Adbusters lawsuit against Canwest Global. The latter entity, a broadcast company, refused to sell airtime to the the former.

Abusters lost the case and, in realizing that you can’t simply force another into business - that it, in fact, takes the mutual consent of both parties to make a contract valid - apparently now rejects the very concept, evident by one of the latest ABTV videos.

Titled Ad-idas, the 5-minute video documents Neil Boorman’s quest “to claim due advertising fees from a brand giant”.

The brand giant in question is Adidas and the “due advertising fees”? According to Boorman, it amounts to 10,000 pounds based upon - nothing consensual, of course, but rather - the 10-15 years Boorman has voluntarily spent being a “human billboard” for the company. You know, wearing Adidas shirts, shorts and shoes out in public.

Now obviously, Mr. Boorman isn’t a true Adidas fan. He isn’t a fan of any corporation. In the same vein as Naomi Klein, he’s a hardcore anti-consumerist borderline luddite; and in the same vein as Michael Moore, the video is dishonest in strategy but authentic in message. But yes, Boorman believes this garbage. As the tagline states, “Why do we buy clothes that advertise brands? They should be paying us!”.

Yeah!

Companies should be paying consumers who choose to buy their branded products for the subsequent advertising that the aforementioned companies never asked for. The consumers deserve it. It’s just!

Yes. In fact, tomorrow I’ll be sending Adbusters an invoice for showcasing the crappy Neil Boorman video in question.

Take a look. Or don’t! It doesn’t matter really. There isn’t a contract or any criteria whatsoever I have to meet. I don’t even have to speak highly of the content. I determine what they owe me. It’s that simple!

Ah yes, communists in action…

I say “communists” because appearing at :23 in the video is a World Can’t Wait sign - WCW being an organization with clear Communist origins.

Anyways, check it out. It’s actually somewhat scary: a video - posted a few hours ago at youtube - of “Recreate 68″ protesters physically assaulting Fox News staffers outside the DNC.

Effing brutes.

(As an aside, the weirdest part of the video is at 1:32 where an old hippie with sunglasses and a French beret awkwardly yells, “Some people say Fox is a corporate whore.” Haha…”Some people“? You sure about that? Clearly, this is someone who never took the dictum “owning your words” to heart.)

Anyways, it totally reminds me of ISO. Back in 2006, I wrote up an essay regarding my experience of the organization, which I’ll excerpt below.

One of the few thriving organizations at UIC is the ISO (an acronym for International Socialist Organization), a rather confrontational left-wing group that has recently dedicated all its efforts to expelling military recruiters from campus. Possessing a passion that seems to interpret everything as black or white, the socialists see the recruiters as a deceptive and destructive force (which may or may not be true), and - as such - an evil that must be purged. When word gets out that the recruiters are on-campus, in a heartbeat, the ISO is on the scene: actively screaming, yelling and - when necessary - even exerting physical force, whatever it takes to abolish what they perceive to be a non-negotiable evil. At the very least, this translates into censorship, into stifling the recruiter’s right to free speech.

Concerned with what I continuously observed to be a complete disregard for a fundamental freedom, I went to one of their meetings and asked why two opposing views couldn’t co-exist - why they couldn’t simply respect the recruiter’s the right to speak while simultaneously providing the student body with contrasting information. This way, two vessels of purported knowledge would be at work and it would be up to the rationale of the college student to decide the superior. In response, I received not an answer but a fanatical reaffirmation of their position: that the recruiters were lying “monsters” coercing our young people to die in the name of a criminal war.

The film The Killing Fields

During the spring, I bought The Killing Fields following a friend’s recommendation.

Just recently, I was able to sit down and watch the film, which - to say the least - is pretty powerful. Not exactly what I expected - less objective or documentary-style and more Hollywood, giving particular focus to the friendship of NYT reporter Sydney Schanberg and Cambodian interpreter Dith Pran, all within the context of the bloody historical event.

Despite the focused personal touch, there is a great section that takes viewers into what it was like to have lived through the Khmer Rouge and, moreover, Pol Pot’s “Year Zero” ethnic cleansing campaign (which killed over two million human beings). In a letter to Schanberg, Pran writes:

Sydney, I think of you often, and of my family. They tell us that God is dead and now the party they call the Angka will provide everything for us. He says, Angka has identified and proclaims the existence of a bad new disease – a memory sickness – diagnosed as thinking too much about life in pre-Revolutionary Cambodia. He says, we are surrounded by enemies. The enemy is inside us. No one can be trusted. We must be like the ox and have no thought except for the party. No love, but for the Angka. People starve, but we must not grow food. We must honor the comrade children whose minds are not corrupted by the past.

Sydney, Angka says that those who were guilty of soft living in the years of the great struggle and did not care for the sufferings of the peasant must confess because now is the year zero and everything is to start anew. I’m full of fear, Sydney. I must show no understanding, not of French or English. I must have no past, Sydney. This is the year zero, and nothing has gone before.

The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love, Sydney. And those who confess to the Angka vanish, and no one dares ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.

To think, this really happened…

Check out the film’s trailer below.

Luddites, self check-outs, and Henry Hazlitt

For me, reason.tv is the new Penn & Teller: Bullshit!. I love it. Last week, its showcase - The Drew Carey Project - produced the 7+ minute video: Mexicans and Machines: Why it’s time to lay off NAFTA.

For those with less than 7 minutes to spare, Carey pushes the protectionist credo (against NAFTA, “cheap labor” and free markets) to its logical conclusion - that machines are the real problem.

Now, think about it. How are [workers] supposed to compete against something that doesn’t get paid, doesn’t get health insurance, and never goes on breaks?

Carey’s question reminds me of when I worked at Jewel. Sometime in the summer of 2004, corporate replaced 2 of the traditional check-out lanes for 4 of the new cashier-less self check-outs.

For the most part, customer reaction was a mix of curiosity and confusion. There was a vocal minority though that, out of purported principle, really did not like them. Their contempt went something like:

  • They’re taking away good jobs.
  • Hey, I’m looking out for your paycheck.
  • No sir, I’m not supporting China.
  • Those self check-outs replace real workers.

Most of the time I remained quiet - customers first! - but every now and then I responded with something along the lines of:

  • This job sucks.
  • Thanks but no thanks.
  • Dude, this job blows. Really.
  • Uh, I hope all menial and thoughtless work is replaced by machines.

My self-interest aside, the underlying question of their economic worth remained unanswered. But then - hark! - I read Economics In One Lesson by the undeniably bad ass, self-taught economist Henry Hazlitt.

Chapter VII, entitled “The Curse of Machinery”, starts off with the following:

AMONG THE MOST viable of all economic delusions is the belief that machines on net balance create unemployment. Destroyed a thousand times, it has risen a thousand times out of its own ashes as hardy and vigorous as ever. Whenever there is long-continued mass unemployment, machines get the blame anew. This fallacy is still the basis of many labor union practices.

Still is. Hazlitt, of course, was writing in the mid ’40s. More than 60 years later, unions perpetuate the fallacy. In the seemingly innocuous Self-Scanners Impact Work Force, the UFCW rag plants the seed:

Kimbro initially was excited about the technology when it was first introduced to her store in 1998. But she quickly realized how it affects the workers. She sees her job managing four U-Scans as taking away the hours of two or three cashiers.

Of course, UFCW is correct. Cashiers do lose hours with the introduction of self check-out lanes. But is preventing market entry to such technology the answer? Hmm, I detect a legitimate slippery slope…

The logical conclusion from this would be that the way to maximize jobs is to make all labor as inefficient and unproductive as possible. It implies that the English Luddite rioters, who in the early nineteenth century destroyed stocking frames, steam-power looms, and shearing machines, were after all doing the right thing.

But who cares about logic, right? We want to know about the here and now, whether self check-outs, and moreover, machines “on net balance create unemployment”? Hazlitt answers the full thrust of the unionist-protectionist program with a long (but totally worth it) anecdote.

Suppose a clothing manufacturer learns of a machine that will make men’s and women s overcoats for half as much labor as previously. He installs the machines and drops half his labor force.

This looks at first glance like a clear loss of employment. But the machine itself required labor to make it; so here, as one offset, are jobs that would not otherwise have existed. The manufacturer, however, would have adopted the machine only if it had either made better suits for half as much labor, or had made the same kind of suits at a smaller cost. If we assume the latter, we cannot assume that the amount of labor to make the machines was as great in terms of payrolls as the amount of labor that the clothing manufacturer hopes to save in the long run by adopting the machine; otherwise there would have been no economy, and he would not have adopted it.

So there is still a net loss of employment to be accounted for. But we should at least keep in mind the real possibility that even the first effect of the introduction of labor-saving machinery may be to increase employment on net balance; because it is usually only in the long run that the clothing manufacturer expects to save money by adopting the machine: it may take several years for the machine to “pay for itself.”

After the machine has produced economies sufficient to offset its cost, the clothing manufacturer has more profits than before. (We shall assume that he merely sells his coats for the same price as his competitors and makes no effort to undersell them.) At this point, it may seem, labor has suffered a net loss of employment, while it is only the manufacturer, the capitalist, who has gained. But it is precisely out of these extra profits that the subsequent social gains must come. The manufacturer must use these extra profits in at least one of three ways, and possibly he will use part of them in all three: (1) he will use the extra profits to expand his operations by buying more machines to make more coats; or (2) he will invest the extra profits in some other industry; or (3) he will spend the extra profits on increasing his own consumption. Whichever of these three courses he takes, he will increase employment.

In other words, the manufacturer, as a result of his economies, has profits that he did not have before. Every dollar of the amount he has saved in direct wages to former coat makers, he now has to pay out in indirect wages to the makers of the new machine, or to the workers in another capital-using industry, or to the makers of a new house or car for himself or for jewelry and furs for his wife. In any case (unless he is a pointless hoarder) he gives indirectly as many jobs as he ceased to give directly.

But the matter does not and cannot rest at this stage. If this enterprising manufacturer effects great economies as compared with his competitors, either he will begin to expand his operations at their expense, or they will start buying the machines too. Again more work will be given to the makers of the machines. But competition and production will then also begin to force down the price of overcoats. There will no longer be as great profits for those who adopt the new machines. The rate of profit of the manufacturers using the new machine will begin to drop, while the manufacturers who have still not adopted the machine may now make no profit at all. The savings, in other words, will begin to be passed along to the buyers of overcoats—to the consumers.

But as overcoats are now cheaper, more people will buy them. This means that, though it takes fewer people to make the same number of overcoats as before, more overcoats are now being made than before. If the demand for overcoats is what economists call “elastic”—that is, if a fall in the price of overcoats causes a larger total amount of money to be spent on overcoats than previously— then more people may be employed even in making overcoats than before the new labor-saving machine was introduced. We have already seen how this actually happened historically with stockings and other textiles.

But the new employment does not depend on the elasticity of demand for the particular product involved. Suppose that, though the price of overcoats was almost cut in half—from a former price, say, of $150 to a new price of $100—not a single additional coat was sold. The result would be that while consumers were as well provided with new overcoats as before, each buyer would now have $50 left over that he would not have had left over before. He will therefore spend this $50 for something else, and so provide increased employment in other lines.

In brief, on net balance machines, technological improvements, automation, economies and efficiency do not throw men out of work.

With that said, the UFCW article I cited before ends with the following dystopia:

And self scanners might be just the beginning of a new trend in technology. The possibility of a day when the entire grocery cart could be scanned and paid for in a matter of seconds, much like speeding through toll booths with an “EZPass”, may be a possibility in the not-too-distant future. The shopper could simply walk through an arch and have their whole order scanned at once, and have it automatically withdrawn from a checking account or billed to a credit card—all in a matter of seconds.

I can’t wait!

The Most Ridiculous Statement of March

Whew. For a second there, there almost wasn’t going to be a ‘most ridiculous statement’ for the month of March. But, then, Free Liberal put up the following video interview with Senator Harry Reid. It’s amazing. Amazing!

Our Senate Majority Leader stresses repeatedly that taxation is voluntary.

“Well, I don’t accept your phraseology. I don’t think we force people…our system of government is a voluntary kind of system.”

Yes. You head it right. Taxation is voluntary.

Haha. Voluntary! Oh man, that’s rich.

I didn’t think it was possible but it’s better than February’s ‘most ridiculous’. For those of you that don’t remember it was Deborah Sims, Cook County Commissioner (D-Chicago), arguing that “This country was built on taxes.”

A false empirical claim

Senator Reid’s comment, on the other hand, is false by definition.

Kidney donations and Kantian duty

Virginia Postrel, author of The Future and Its Enemies–one of my favorite pieces of political nonfiction–is featured in reason.tv’s latest video entitled Organ Transplants: Kidneys for Sale (I had a blog post with the same subtitle here).

‘What’d she do–donate her kidney?’

Why yes she did! In order to save an ally’s life. In order to make a larger political and moral point. In order to make some money. Err, can’t do that…

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Hands down, the most absurd argument against organ-markets comes from UCLA’s Dr. Gabriel Danovitch, stating that money compromises what was previously an altruistic donation, that the dollar signs negate the selfless goodness of the action.

“Because they don’t care about each other…We’re going to take the caring about of it and it’s becomes a matter of paying off people.”

What is he, crazy? Pushing a form of Kantian duty as the legal standard?! Yamma-hamma. Now I don’t tow the Randian line when it comes to detesting all things Kant–she definitely threw out the baby with the bathwater in that regard–but her diagnosis of Kant’s moral philosophy is right on:

What Kant propounded was full, total, abject selflessness: he held that an action is moral only if you perform it out of a sense of duty and derive no benefit from it of any kind; neither material nor spiritual; if you derive any benefit, your action is not moral any longer.

Not the best criteria to base legislation upon.

On the other hand, maybe it does work! Courtesy of the Onion, Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys to Hospital:

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UPDATE: I wish I was clever enough to think of the following title for this post: Kant get a kidney? No Wonder. It’s an article by Thomas L. Knapp that I found after the fact in Rational Review. Great stuff that goes further to make the Kant/kidney connection.

Nominee for “10 Worst Teachers” contest?

Last week Tuesday, the Center for Union Facts launched the “Ten Worst Union-Protected Teachers” contest:

Thanks to outmoded, union-defended employment laws and policies, it can be impossible to fire a bad union-protected teacher. That’s why the Center for Union Facts is going to pay the ten worst union-protected teachers in America $10,000 apiece to get out of the classroom - for good. Dedicated, professional teachers have nothing to fear from this contest (in fact, it’s teachers unions who oppose paying better teachers more money); we’re here to showcase the worst of the worst.

They’ve received over three hundred nominations already, a sample of which you can see here.

Coming today from Orange County, FL, here’s a story with a likely nominee: Boy Says Teacher Forced Him to Urinate in Lunchbox During Class.

Video funnies courtesy of the Green Party

A great video I meant to put up here about a week ago (the time it was first available) but never got to it.

It’s co-worker Eric Odom’s firsthand experience in a recent Chicago cab ride. Check it out below. It’s hilarious. My favorite part follows (although mere text does it no justice):

“The Democratic Party…you know the party that stands for inclusion? The party that stands for diversity? The Democratic Party went to court the last two elections and knocked my party, the Green Party, off the ballot in 26 states, including my state here. So that I could not vote for the party of my choice in my own state thanks to the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party limited my right to vote. Not conservative republicans — you know what I mean? — evangelical creeps or Muslim fanatic bastards…The Democrats limited my choice of participation!”

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After I watched that, I did some mindless youtube surfing and came up with the following little gem. A presidential debate featuring the Green Party candidates. Let me tell you: the pickings are god awful.

Upon receiving a question about the subsidy-ridden Farm Bill, dread-locked candidate Kat Swift turns white, giving the following “answer”(1:06-1:41):

“I’m actually not familiar with the details of the Farm Bill. Um, but I’ve heard from farmers that it doesn’t work. And so, you know, I’m guessing that the best way to do this is to get the small farmers together and hear what they have to say about fixing it and do those fixes. Because the corporate farmers are not — they’re the ones that control how the Farm Bill is made. We know that.”

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About that “1 in 4 teen girls have an STD” statistic…

It just came out a few hours ago, but by this point I’m sure you’ve seen the headline everywhere: 1 in 4 teen girls has a sexually transmitted disease. The title suggests a plague, a disease! Sick, rampant promiscuity at historically high levels. Lots of bad stuff. I mean, Jesus, that’s 25%!

And the various ideologues will instinctively eat-up the misleading statistic and, in turn, answer with their predictable call-to-arms.

Conservatives will propose more sexual censorship on television, radio and the internet. Fundamentalists will call for some scary theocratic solution, explaining the statistic as God’s collective punishment for our secular, sinful, sex-obsessed culture. And the rest of the government will blindly sink a bunch of taxpayer money into public awareness campaigns, the education system and, maybe if we’re lucky, free Corn Flakes for everyone.

And yourself? You’ll hastily resolve to never have sex again.

That’s where I come in and tell you to chill out: “Yo, chill out!” It’s called sensationalism.

The problem with the CDC study is that it includes HPV. Yes, HPV is technically an STD. But it’s one that is far less worrisome than that which we generally think of as an STD. As the CDC’s website itself states:

Most people with HPV do not develop symptoms or health problems…In 90% of cases, the body’s immune system clears the HPV infection naturally within two years. This is true of both high-risk and low-risk types.

Also, there’s now a vaccine.

And if that doesn’t downplay the HPV threat for you, perhaps its ubiquity will. Again, from the CDC:

At least 50% of sexually active men and women acquire genital HPV infection at some point in their lives.”

As Hootchi Chootchi states:

[The CDC] should really study who doesn’t have HPV because I’m telling you that everyone’s got it.

So let’s do that.

HPV, as you see below, accounts for 18 out of that original 25 percent.

Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and herpes simplex virus, 2 percent.

So omitting HPV leaves us with 8 percent, or — what the headline should read — 1 in 12 teen girls who have an STD. Not anything to be proud of but certainly less depraved, less sensationalist than the original figure purported.

Political Suicide, Literally

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malacg.jpgAs a protest against Islamofacism and the Left’s passive method in dealing with it, right-wing political blogger Ronald “Ronbo” Barbour (pic left) allegedly killed himself two weeks ago.

I say allegedly because, while his final post did describe the how and why, the obituary to surface was from a “Ronald Barbour” 12 years younger. At this point, the blogosphere remains silent.

malacg.jpgmalacg.jpgNo, it’s not the timeliest of news but I believe the comparison to Malachi Ritscher (pic right) a 50-something Chicago man who, in opposition to the Iraq War, publicly set himself on fire November 3rd, 2006 and, like Ronbo, “blogged” about it beforehand — has yet to be made.ronbo.jpgronbo.jpg And moreover, is fairly interesting.

Obvious comparisons aside, both men planned high-level political assassinations earlier in their lives. Really. In 1994, Barbour targeted President Clinton and spent 4+ years in prison. As for Ritscher, he said the following in his self-penned obituary (link above):

…at 8:05 one morning in 2002 I passed Donald Rumsfeld on Delaware Avenue and I was acutely aware that slashing his throat would spare the lives of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of innocent people. I had a knife clenched in my hand, and there were no bodyguards visible; to my deep shame I hesitated, and the moment was past.

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